muki_mpo

muki_mpo @ 2008-02-28T18:38:00

2008-02-29T02:45:09Z

In just a few days we'll be off to Japan again. Oh joy, Nagoya here we come. At least it's only a few days, then back to the Tokyo area for the rest of the trip. Tokyo has much better love hotels. And a wider variety of....diversions.

That bitch better have bought me a ticket this time, I REFUSE to be carry on again! I have a reputation to protect, damnit!

Baby, I'm always smokin'.

Nagoya -_-

2008-02-14T07:39:07Z

The wench says she is too busy for a photoshoot, so I bring you long lost pics from our vacation.

We went to Nagoya. I was less than thrilled. The end.

It was one of those places all full of "meaningful" and "historical" crap, which basically meant taking boring photos all day. The wench was lucky, I decided to improve some of them for her, so I'll share those with you all.

We wandered through the wilds of Nagoya for part of the day. I got poison ivy or something equally disgusting on my peel. Ugh. Nature.

Then I almost fell off a cliff. The wench stopped to take a photo instead of saving me immediately! Can you believe her? She said it was "payback for Wakayama". Psh. She's so petty.

After "enjoying nature", we had to go "enjoy" some "cultural treasures". Which way to the pachinko parlor and the hookers??? I clearly need my own travel agent.

Some junky old armor inside the castle. View improved by yours truly.

The Nagoya "dolphin" I think someone there has never seen a dolphin. He was nice enough, but a little too flashy. He's trying too hard, really. Some people just aren't naturally gifted like me.

Some crappy fountain. The wench told me to move, but I really don't know what her problem was.

I finally found some acceptable places to hang out.

Then a nice relaxing soak at a Turkish bath (Note from wench: It was a STARBUCK'S. NOT a Turkish bath)

Before hopping back on the train

Mr Popularity

2008-02-14T01:18:12Z

It has come to my attention that my fans are clamouring for a new entry. Unfortunately my stylist is a lazy whore, so my LJ has been neglected.
But fear not, dear fans, I shall beat some sense in to the wench this evening, and provide you all with more muki goodness soon!

Wedding wtf

2007-11-18T00:26:54Z

He didn't even invite me to the wedding. Wtf?

More fun on the Shinkansen

2007-07-30T23:50:26Z

Hikari line

Some rules of thumb for pleasant shinkansen riding:

Rule 1: Bring your lunch. The food on the train is a little over priced. Mos burger is nice :)

Rule 2: Try to get a seat to yourself, so as to avoid a snoring seat mate.

Rule 3: Don't sit next to tourists. Their feet stink >_<

Rule 4: Always bring a good book.

Rule 5: Enjoy the view.

And the most important, Rule 6: Don't ride with smart asses >_<

Adventures on the Shinkansen

2007-07-30T00:02:59Z

Reason # 680 why it's a great idea to get drunk on the shinkansen:

Wakayama

2007-07-15T08:17:32Z

We had an interesting time in Wakayama...

We climbed up to the castle, but the wench kept complaining about how hot it was.

She kept saying "I have asthma...slow down...it's too hot!"

It wasn't THAT hot, and it was boring as hell there..
"Slow down!" she says. Psh.

She said she was going to pass out, but I think she was faking..

All in all, it was pretty boring there. I did however make this cosplayer's life by letting him pose with me ;)

I'm such a generous soul ^_^

Nihon here we come!

2007-07-01T19:03:58Z

にほんいきます！！！
We're on our way to Japan now…
I asked the wench where MY ticket was, and she said I was going in the carry on with the computer.
Carry on??? What the fuck? What does she think I am? I think she was just too cheap to buy me my own ticket.
I'm calling my Yakuza buddies as soon as we hit Tokyo -_-
At least she let me out on the bus..

...how can it be the Garden of Eden without fruit?

2007-05-13T19:43:52Z

Just thought everyone might be interested in seeing the ORIGINAL Seventh Heaven photoshoot....BEFORE they photoshopped me out -_-. Damn Ki/oon execs.

New Wheels

2007-04-15T02:24:31Z

My new ride was finally delivered today. As you can see, it is PIMP!

First thing I did was take my girlies for a ride.

But then, of course, the paparazzi started hounding us -_-

So I ended up heading home. Still, I had a pretty good day ^_^

Walking

2007-04-13T01:57:49Z

Went for a stroll around town today.

First, I had to stop at the Dark Horse Comics offices. They want to make me the star of a comic book, but I keep having to tell them to come back when they're a REAL comic company -_-

Then I decided to have a little pseudo hanami.

Made a friend in the park. Isn't she hot? And GREAT at phone sex ;)

SO, I stopped and picked up a gift for her on the way home ;)

Life with Laruku..

2007-04-02T04:49:43Z

I've decided to post a few candid shots of myself with the Laruku boys, just to prove to all the fangirls out there that it's not ALL fun and games, like they think it is.

Sure, we've gone to amusement parks

We do our grocery shopping together..

(That damned Hyde. I swear, you can't take him ANYWHERE -_-)

We do photoshoots

(BTW, I could NOT breathe inside Ken's box, if anyone cares...)

And I always have a GREAT time at the concerts

But.....then there are the times like this..

and OMG, the fanservice *shudders* WHY do they have to make me a part of that shit???

More production stills

2007-04-02T02:19:41Z

A lot of you have been emailing me, begging to see more of my production stills.
Well, here are a few I unearthed this afternoon. Enjoy!

P.S. Her name was Bambi ^_______^

Fanart

2007-03-31T06:55:32Z

Ahhh, fanart.
My adoring public has gifted me, once again. Alas, the artist has no LJ for me to link.

Saturday in the park

2007-03-04T05:20:18Z

The Wench (my new nickname for my stylist) dragged me off to the local Japanese Garden today. Then she complained when I got in her pics!! Why did she take me, if not to take pictures of ME?
Anyway, it was fairly enjoyable.

I lounged on a fountain

Then on a fu dog

Went to the temple *snort*

Hung out on the bridge..

Then she started trying to take "landscape" pictures. BOOOOOORING! So, I improved them for her.

She was not very appreciative of my efforts. Look! You can even see her trying to grab me out of the way in this one! Wench!

She needs to start treating me better, or I'm never gonna hook her up with The Man -_-

Rumors...

2007-02-16T05:40:29Z

DAMNIT
I want everyone to STOP asking me about this picture

We were just joking around! We were VERY drunk, and it seemed funny at the time. There is nothing going on. PUHLEASE. I love ze ladies. NO MORE GOSSIP!

Room mates -_-

2007-02-14T03:40:17Z

Someone new has moved in with us. My stylist says it will be good for me to have company, but I can tell you now that I hate him already.

For one thing, he's freakishly tall. It's just not normal in the fruit and veggie world for one to be this tall..(she MADE me pose with him)

And for someone who JUST got here, he seems to have made himself at home a little TOO quickly. Those were MY freakin cheez-its, damnit!

A comedian once said that those who have room mates will never go to hell: they get credit for time served. I'd prefer to take my chances down under...

Connections..

2007-02-12T05:15:12Z

So, my stylist was playing 6 degrees of separation this evening, thinking she was so cool. Of course I was quick to point out to her that I know most of these people first hand..she was less than thrilled with me at that point. Anyway, dear fans, I invite you to join me in six degrees of Jrock!

Gackt:
Me -> tetsu
tetsu -> hyde
hyde -> Gackt

and just because I was challenged:

Jesus:
Me -> tetsu
tetsu -> hyde
hyde (Faith) -> Jesus

Ahhh, sweet Sunday

2007-01-28T20:58:56Z

Life is GOOD

Oh HELL yeah

WOOT!

Panty man

2007-01-19T02:45:43Z

Just wanted to share my collection with you, my adoring fans.
Please, by all means, feel free to add to it.

Pimp Muki

2007-01-18T18:19:15Z

My stylist called me in today to show me the hat she made for me.
What do you think?
I think I've seen hyde wearing one like it...of course it looks better on me though.

Hollywood Fruit

2007-01-18T03:49:04Z

My agent called me today, with another film part.
I have to say that I am thinking seriously of turning it down..as much as I hate to disappoint my adoring public....I can't take much more of the Hollywood garbage! They keep cutting my lines out!
It gets a little old, hauling all my friends to the premiers, only to find my entire 15 minute monologue was cut from "Moon Child", or that the scene where I mortally wound the creature in "Predator" was replaced without my knowledge! The Governator my ass, *I* was the star of that movie!!

Ah well, at least I still have my production stills to prove I was there..

*minimal airbrushing to hide my allergic reaction to stage makeup done by faithfulmoder

Ahhh, my fans...

2007-01-17T04:00:04Z

Earlier, I received this letter.
I just want to let any other lurking fans know that you can feel free to come forward with your feelings. I understand your love for me. You clearly can't help yourselves. What can I say? The ladies love me ;)

Muki in the sky with..er..

2007-01-16T22:32:48Z

My Stylist/photographer took me out for a shoot today. Sometimes I hate that woman...

We started out safely enough, under a tree

Then I got stuck in some brambles. $*&#^&!!

Next, she made me CLIMB the tree. In the snow! Do I look like a monkey? Lost my stinkin hat, too..

Finally, we got to the top of the hill..

I made a snow ~~angel~~ banana.

Wrote my name in the snow.

The highlight of my day? When my photographer fell on her butt. Hell no I didn't help her up. She deserved it.

Soul Mates

2007-01-15T03:16:04Z

It was love at first sight...

Alas, she had a boyfriend..

Since hide-plushie (hidetomi) and I are friends, I had to bow out gracefully.
But, nothing mends a broken heart like

Booze

And hookers. Woot!